Welcome to corporate hell—now with fur. The Purred Emails Oversized T-shirt is the ultimate uniform for anyone who has smiled through a keyboard meltdown, replied professionally to chaos, or silently screamed into the void. Splashed in off-white like the false promise of a clean inbox, this tee wraps your burnout in premium cotton. It offers a roomy, comfortable fit that is perfect for lounging, pretending to be "on it," or silently plotting your escape while everything around you burns.

Highlights

Darkly humorous aesthetic perfect for burnt-out professionals, feline enthusiasts, and those fluent in sarcasm
Premium 240 GSM fabric weight providing a sturdy feel (sturdy enough to survive passive-aggressive email threads and minor abductions)
Classic round neckline and short sleeves for an easy, effortless office horror aesthetic
Off White colorway that serves as the perfect blank canvas for your daily chaos
Roomy comfort designed for surviving your fifth Zoom call of the day

Shape & Fit

Oversized drop shoulder fit — fits like a friendly ghost hug, providing a relaxed, breathable silhouette (Model is 5’7″ wearing size S)
Designed for a roomy fit; please size down if you prefer a standard or less baggy look

Composition & Care

Fabric: 100% cotton (soft enough to nap in or cry into, strong enough to escape from cryptids)
Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors (the spirits prefer it chilly), use only non-chlorine bleach (unless you're into fabric exorcisms), tumble dry low (or just hang it on your broomstick), and use a warm iron if you're still pretending to care (or simply embrace the chaos of crinkles)