Flip holiday cheer on its head with the Hail Santa Oversized T-Shirt — a devilishly funny twist on the season’s most iconic reindeer. Featuring a wide-eyed Rudolph in the center of a “festive” pentagram surrounded by candy canes, skulls, and unholy bells, this brown tee invites chaos into your closet with open hooves. Crafted from premium heavyweight cotton, it provides the perfect oversized comfort for skipping family dinners or turning heads at holiday parties that need less carol and more controversy.

Highlights

Devilishly funny "Hail Santa" Rudolph pentagram graphic for a sacrilegious holiday twist
Premium 240 GSM fabric weight providing a sturdy feel (sturdy enough to survive both laundry day and minor abductions)
Classic round neckline and short sleeves for an easy, effortless misfit aesthetic
Earthy Brown colorway that serves as the perfect backdrop for your holiday chaos
Heavyweight comfort designed for making a statement and skipping the usual traditions

Shape & Fit

Oversized drop shoulder fit — fits like a friendly ghost hug, providing a relaxed, breathable silhouette (Model is 5’7″ wearing size S)
Designed for a roomy fit; please size down if you prefer a standard or less baggy look

Composition & Care

Fabric: 100% cotton (soft enough to nap in, strong enough to escape from cryptids)
Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors (the spirits prefer it chilly), use only non-chlorine bleach (unless you're into fabric exorcisms), tumble dry low (or just hang it on your broomstick), and use a warm iron if needed (or simply embrace the chaos of crinkles)